j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(via orgasmic-humor)


germanystuck:

the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)

(via orgasmic-humor)


clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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(via orgasmic-humor)


leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

(via orgasmic-humor)




lamelohan:

*teacher calls your name on the first day of school for attendance* 

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(via orgasmic-humor)


onlyblackgirl:

bigmacqueen:

Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

LMAO

onlyblackgirl:

bigmacqueen:

Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

LMAO

(via orgasmic-humor)


wauwing:

so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me

(via orgasmic-humor)